NEW! "I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?" Signed Book, Limited
Only 6 signed copies available.
[UPDATE: 4 have sold as of 07.01.2016]
Signed and personalized with gibberish.
Free S&H included in final price above for domestic US orders. $10 added for international.
I wrote "I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?" in 2004 under the moniker of "Irish Brian Kelly". I abandoned the character to write and work on other projects for other artists until 2010 when I returned to complete the disgusting essence of Irish Brian: Engineer, Poet, Landscaper, Lover.
Something about the chaos and offensive all-caps nature of these writings stuck with me here in the age of digital shit and self-entitlement, which allowed me to approach the character from a new perspective—if not a dimly lit one.
This 172 page memoir, collection of poetry, haikus, monologues and absolute gibberish was finished in 2011. Editing was unnecessary in this case due to the character's abuse of grammar. Overall, it's taken me a total of 11-12 years to finish this piece of shit, and here it is done and published in December of 2015.
"I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?" is available everywhere—and cheaper ($12.99 on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, etc.)—but this is the only place to personally purchase 1 of 6 copies that I am signing and making available on a first come, first serve basis.
Major thank yous to Jesus Correa, Jason Mossy Vaughn, and Eric Jojowrinkles Knoll for providing forewords to this pile of mashed 'tatoes. Extra thanks to Jesus Correa for dressing this book up with the cover artwork that I couldn't bear to produce myself after the amount of years it took to complete the words contained within this mess.
Onwards to finishing the next book, "YOU$A™: Lord Thomas Derby," a fictional autobiography about our great LORD and CEO of all!
Mash potatoes on your faces, sever snakes and pet puppies,